So, the festive season of Deeps is here, and ppl are supposed to be having fun, and stuff. But I, the hyperbola, already on my path towards infinity, did not find bursting crackers very interesting.
On the other hand, it seems I am half way between the start and end, so, I did enjoy watching others crack them up, mainly because I found that bursting them myself is too much work for my languid body's ecosystem. SO, coming back to the point, the only two times i enjoyed a lot were when i was watching Richie Rich on Pogo,(which the Cable operator didn't seem to like, and so, cut it off at the climax) and when i was watching these sticks of cardboard stuffed with Lead and Cadmium compounds go Kaboom(hope i got the chemistry right)Of course, logically, i must have enjoyed my short nap(of only 2 hours long) today morning,i.e Deeps morn but i cannot be sure, on account of , I was sleeping when i was taking that nap!
But I am digressing from the topic,(another funny thing, i was wanting to ask bloggers why they use this std. sentence very often , and here i am, using it as a tool to rant on random things without being censured or critricised upon ;))
What does all this have to do with the Toast or its heavier side ,by which i mean the buttered part which always has the habit of hitting the ground when the toast is dropped, due to your bad luck or its higher weight, as u wish to take it .
So, here i was in my mottai maadi ,wathcing these things bursting into heaven, and i was stading precariously on the tank,which had no lid, (today's speciality),so that i cudn't turn as i please.
And weirdly, all the better fireworks seemed to be blasting off behind my back. When i turned in that direction, hoping for the trend to change, well, the crackers thought poor me was waiting for them in the original direction, and went there, ufly for me!
All right, I am a math geek, so i thought, probability must hold, since the distributions of ppl bursting cracks around me was fairly equal conc spherically, if i hold my position for long enough ,the good ones are bound to come to my side, but none came, and so turn i did, but then, math never failed, and the laws of probability did hold, and the good ones went off towards my back!
And thus did the hyper hyperbola go round and round like you know what, trying to catch his back
Moral:???????????????????????????? guys out there , try and get a good moral from this story, and I'll know that u have Truly mastered the art of joblessness, like the author who wrote this rantoramble!!!
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